{"product_id":"this-ain-t-even-poker-ya-joker","title":"This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGROW YOUR HAND\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo autoplay=\"\" muted=\"\" loop=\"\" playsinline=\"\" preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/7f9973afe7bfd327f6e838763f8eca84.poster.avif?t=1790584507\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/7f9973afe7bfd327f6e838763f8eca84.webm?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/webm\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/7f9973afe7bfd327f6e838763f8eca84.mp4?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGO ON EXPEDITIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo autoplay=\"\" muted=\"\" loop=\"\" playsinline=\"\" preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/f23902fdecd2f4708df1cf924313a798.poster.avif?t=1790584507\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/f23902fdecd2f4708df1cf924313a798.webm?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/webm\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/f23902fdecd2f4708df1cf924313a798.mp4?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eGET UPGRADED\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo autoplay=\"\" muted=\"\" loop=\"\" playsinline=\"\" preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/3df4c9219f71d8d042fa47084b548add.poster.avif?t=1790584507\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/3df4c9219f71d8d042fa47084b548add.webm?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/webm\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/3df4c9219f71d8d042fa47084b548add.mp4?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eESTABLISH DOMINANCE\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo autoplay=\"\" muted=\"\" loop=\"\" playsinline=\"\" preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/9b9819d51763cfdeda60a2eb0d0cf259.poster.avif?t=1790584507\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/9b9819d51763cfdeda60a2eb0d0cf259.webm?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/webm\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/9b9819d51763cfdeda60a2eb0d0cf259.mp4?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eASCEND TO GREATNESS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo autoplay=\"\" muted=\"\" loop=\"\" playsinline=\"\" preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/859780c99c7efa3ec2f38dabff66c136.poster.avif?t=1790584507\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/859780c99c7efa3ec2f38dabff66c136.webm?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/webm\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/859780c99c7efa3ec2f38dabff66c136.mp4?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake a deal with Mary the Fairy to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? ...but this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo autoplay=\"\" muted=\"\" loop=\"\" playsinline=\"\" preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/d46cc4c267916249f13e345f7bf0f748.poster.avif?t=1790584507\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/d46cc4c267916249f13e345f7bf0f748.webm?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/webm\"\u003e\u003csource src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/4038320\/extras\/d46cc4c267916249f13e345f7bf0f748.mp4?t=1790584507\" type=\"video\/mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/source\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? 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